Why would anyone name their child Dexter Yager?
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Welcome to our Dexter Yager, Sr. hate page.
Hello! We're your hosts, Laura and Sarah. We recently (a few months ago) discovered how much we hate Dexter Yager, Sr. Our friend, Kalin, had a good summation of our hate for him. "I'm successful because I have a Rolls-Royce, my wife has an afro and dyes it blonde, and I like to believe I'm friends with Richard Nixon," is her opinion of what must be crossing his mind daily. (I think it's a good thought...)
What You'll Find in Each Section
Although one would think the titles of the pages self-explanatory, I have met enough stupid people to know that NOTHING is self-explanatory. Well, here goes.

The Main Page: You're on it, kiddo. If you need an explanation, you'll need more help than I can give you.

The About Page: Info on us, the webmistresses. Bow down, mere mortals!

The Contact Page: How to get a hold of us for comments, suggestions, love letters...no wait, no love letters...and preferably no flames.

The Photo Page: Pictures of Dex and his fam...*falls out of her chair laughing* We haven't quite gotten to this, or any OTHER images yet. Teehee.

What's New Page: The updates page. For the people who actually wonder when we put stuff up and whatnot. Can you say "bored?"

The Favorite Links Page: Probably will include several links condemning the one known as Yager. Only one so far, but it's a good one.

Quotes Page: The meat (or, if you're vegetarian, the protein) of the page. Where we mock the stupid one mercilessly. Funfun.

 LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
Why, look who it is!! It's a recent pic of Dexter and Birdie!!! *dies laughing* I apologize to those of you who will miss the pic of that super-hot guy washing the car ^_^

Dexter's Definition According to Amway

Dexter Yager: (person) An ex-beer salesman who created the Business Support Materials system for Amway distributors in the 1970's, he has become an extremely high-level distributor. He based the BSM system on the sales training techniques of such companies as AT&T, IBM, and others. His ownership of InterNet Services (which produces almost all of the tools used by Amway distributors, including the plan) has made him extremely wealthy. Due to his laid-back nature and support of "free enterprise," he has personally met many politicians and celebrities.
L: I don't think he's a person...they should really fix that.
S: Seriously... you'd think they'd be able to tell the difference between a person and Satan in disguise.


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Another picture of Dexter
The real question is this: is he just trying to look nice (is that possible?), or is he trying to play the part of the King of England? My bet is on the King, myself. I mean, really. Does anyone take pictures like that anymore?? Sheesh.
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